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    thyrell:

    onceiwashere:

    dude i’m a world of warcraft blog. you think this is news?

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ratguzzler:

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

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eatsleepcrap:

queerstatic:

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queerstatic:

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

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the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

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in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

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our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

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that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

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akamxru:

akamxru:

IM THE MARIO

eat. your. arms.

and then again,

GOGAGUGUAHGH GADI GTO THE MARIO

I. Am. God.

and then you know,

cOME ON, ITS TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO

DOOD DO DO DO DOOTadduh

JUST, LIKE, THAT!

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g a m e r s

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